"As usual, when Alvin
got to his room he was thinking so hard about something else that he forgot
to turn off the Foolproof Burglar Alarm. The instant he opened the
door a bell began to clang, all the lights in the room flashed on and off,
and a boxing glove on the end of a long wooden arm came whistling across
the doorway. Alvin ducked in time, but the glove caught Shoie squarely
in the ear."
